New On The Steam Scene

Life moves pretty fast. We all need to let off steam once in a while.

My brother is no exception. 

He might look all jovial from time to time, but behind that smile there lies a man who some days wants for nothing more than a sachet to the ticket office to book himself a first class berth on the direct service to chill central.

But here is a man who takes letting off steam to its most logical conclusion.

For nigh-on a fortnight my brother has been battling a newfound clinical addiction to

s t e a m  r o o m s

whether it's chatting current affairs with a neighbouring steam merchant

maintaining optimal hydration during a particularly lengthy session

keeping ripped gay men at arm's length in the non-too heterosexual environment

or merely laughing at the expense of the rival sauna crew

he is never happier than when kicking back enjoying the fruits of a good steam with like-minded individuals

His addiction dictates he be no more than 300metres from the nearest steaming facility at all times, and as a safeguard his mentors on the SA program have fitted his phone with a comprehensive steam-locator. By the way if anyone has any absolute peaches to recommend he told me he'd be more than interested to have a chat, and suggested meeting down the local steamer to share trade secrets. You can find him on facebook here

If you prefer to speak face to face, i think you know where you'll find him.


  1. Disappointing lack of photographic evidence.

  2. No hesitation the plight of homosexuals is on the top of the list of social problems professed in the EU because this week a meeting is taking place in Europe to address the fact that not everyone is getting onboard with the "gay agenda. Homophobia, transphobia and other forms of sexual orientation discrimination is said to still exist in the EU on a larger scale than the Union wants to see.