Well I Maneva

Thought you'd find Roots Manuva kicking back on a Peckham stoop crackin 4packs? No longer, because the man's gone soft. Busted him this morning down my local coffee joint in a bowler hat, cleaning out their entire Flat White supply in the space of half a minute. He was with his little kid, and was pissed cos it was raining.

I almost cracked a Wetness The Fitness gag, but only thought of it three hours later.


Greatest Roots tune? Sorry Witness..

I think it has to be Movements.


Slap that bacon out ya mouth, dance upon ya sarnie.

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