What The Buck

Guess what! 

Those maggots at Starbucks finally went and did something vaguely acceptable!


And guess what else!

IT HAS DIDLY SQUAT TO DO WITH COFFEE!

- no surprises there then -


The all new Bistro Box is a more than acceptable melange of cheese, oat cakes, chutney and some grapes. They're not fucking around either, you got some brie in there, a lickle cheddar, and a blue cheese of some description to crank it up a notch. 

I caught myself scoping for a silken red to wash this rum assorment down with, before it dawned on me that a Starbucks-own Beaujolais would be the first signal of The End Of Days.

Then i found this.


And now i want to die.

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