Tour de You Are So Beautiful

The Tour de France starts in five days time. Just like my man Morgan Freeman said at the end of Shawshank, I find i can barely sit still or hold a single thought in my head. Hey Morgan, I feel exactly the same way. And on top of that every time i think about what might come to pass in the next 21 days, i have to run and change my Y-fronts.

The next three weeks will see these nutjobs average 40km/h while they play out a game of chess on two wheels over 3,500km, climbing the equivalent of 3 Everests, and racing each other over a distance which would destroy a small car in, according to the New York Times, "arguably the most physiologically demanding of athletic events."

Some cool snaps to make you come over all funny:

The peloton makes its way past fields of sunflowers during stage 11 of the 2009 Tour de France from Vatan to Saint-Fargeau-Ponthierry on July 15, 2009 in Vatan, France.

You'll see crasheshigh dramablooddrugstears, and maybe even Al Pacino.

Just watch this video. 

If you got to the end, give me a call i'll buy you a drink and we can talk about it.

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