Snotaproblem

Thought for the weekend:

Who needs kleenex when you have a moustache?

Do you snuffer from the snivels? Are you a slave to the kleenex machine, tired of ruining social occasions with the tactless disposal of snotty tissues, and concerned about the environmental effects of paper waste?

Kleenex is OUT.



The obvious answer... 

GROW A MOUSTACHE.



This way you can surreptitiously snot into the grizzly mane just below your nose at the convenient moment, where it will lodge and then congeal, and you can dispose of the debris at a later date using a fine comb. Your company is none the wiser, the environment owes you a pat on the back, and you have a smoothed out moustache to gun chicks with.

I should charge for this shit.

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