Total Knockout

I just saw the most outrageously beautiful woman strutting down Roseberry Avenue, stopping traffic left right and centre. She should've had Health Warning Will Cause Premature Ejaculation tattooed on her forehead, I'm sure I saw an OAP go into cardiac arrest the second she breezed past in a whirlwind of ethereal majesty. That kind of oppressive beauty should be illegal. Squirrels were falling out of trees. It totally floored me, and made me empathize a whole lot with this little bro.   

iiiiiit's a knock out

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