Nationwide celebrity here I come.

Last night whilst drunkenly munching some Green & Blacks deliciousness, I look down at the ice cream lid and staring me straight back in the drunken face is an adorable chocolate panda face. I almost fainted. The Sun, you will be hearing about this.

If a goldfish can look like Adolf Hitler then an ice cream lid can damned as hell look like a goddamned panda.

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