Here's a pretty dry video of a lion mauling a man.
Then again when somebody a dry as this guy tells you to watch it, it should probably occur to you to not watch it. Especially not first thing on a tuesday morning.
No just kidding pal, you're not dry. You're clean.
But whilst we're on the subject of animals doing weird shit here's an ad i made for the Discovery Channel. I wrote a whole bogus front page for the Times with weird stories of alien landings and human shark hybrids and primordial tribes addicted to Pret A Manger wraps fighting riot police in the London sewers. It was a hell of a lot more interesting than Ukip's policies on immigration.
Shit is dry.