Thursday, 30 October 2014

One More Choon

Oi  J K ...

So much potential here.

Wednesday, 29 October 2014

Ghetto Swamp Life

Shrek busted catching a ride on the back of a van up by Highbury earlier. 

Blatantly on his way to body-bag Princess Fiona. 

Real Women

Don't make them like they used to.

Tuesday, 28 October 2014


If you're going to spend three hours hyperventilating chasing a furry yellow ball the size of Andre the Giant's testicle around with eight thousand people chanting your name, and end up losing to a balding Scot with about as much personality as a cardboard box, and lose having had five match points, greet him at the net like a gangsta.

Greet him at the net like Robredo.

Monday, 27 October 2014

Brothers Grimm

There's a bit in that cheesy-ass but most wise Baz Luhrmann tune called Sunscreen which goes:

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never mind, you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

Well i just unearthed this badman, back end of a Bristol house party '06.

Not sure quite how much possibility lay directly before us that night, i'd give it another half hour tops.

Thursday, 23 October 2014

Fields Of Barley

When the puddle on your bathroom floor looks this much like a map of italy..

you know it's time to flex the linen suit, seek out some fields of barley, and go check your best man in ..

R o m e

Holding out for some montana style barley though.